Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 08, 2012

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    JusSayin  almost 12 years ago

    I did. Once, in 1990, when I was between careers and repurposing my employment, I ate two fruitcakes. I had sold them to my mom in 1970 and 1971 for band fundraisers. They weren’t bad, but they were well sealed and unopened until I was desperate.

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    Michael Peterson Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Love fruitcake — the darker and rummier the better. I guess we can’t all be Twinkie fans.

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    The fruit cake companies will rise up over this one. Unless they’ve just eaten their product. Then they’ll be unable to rise up.

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    b.m.razzilla  almost 12 years ago

    Fruitcakes make wonderful Salvation Army kettle stand weights (on windy days)…

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    jprozeboom  almost 12 years ago

    I always wondered where my friend? got the fruitcake he gifted me?

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 12 years ago

    Today’s comments are nuttier than a ………..

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    M O'Driscoll Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    America is the only part of the world that is incapable of making a decent fruitcake.

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    mrssaskfan  almost 12 years ago

    One year I went all out on a couple of fruitcake recipes I found. The dark recipe calls for chocolate and a large bottle of rum. The light one is predominantly cherries and pecans and requires a large bottle of brandy. The people who said, “Oh, fruitcake. Thanks, I think” called me back to say “wow.”

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    fixer1967  almost 12 years ago

    You ate a 20 year old fruitcake and lived to tell about it? They should have you on Ripley’s Believe It or Not .

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    jollyjack  almost 12 years ago

    I have had great fruit cakes in the past (unfortunately my elderly aunt died). Most store bought fruit cakes I find to be inedible. It is similar to Irish soda bread where most experience what seems to be as dry as a brick of sawdust left out in the dessert, but the bread I make is extremely moist and has been mistaken for a cake.

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    Rottiluv  almost 12 years ago

    Homemade fruitcake is one thing. The crap you buy at the store…. Then again, nut allergies do have their upside :)

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    glendakan  almost 12 years ago

    Good fruitcake is delicious. The fruitcake I make is delicious. It can last 20 years because it is preserved in alcohol. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate it is a fruitcake.

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