Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 27, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: There go the escape pods. I've got to find Cobra and get out of here fast! Goldie: I knew you'd be coming for her - it's me you should've loved, not Cobra! Rip: Goldie! Just because I dumped you and you started skull in revenge doesn't mean we can't be friends. Goldie: Your wife destroyed the skull mainframe. My empire is in ruins! Plus I'm having a bad hair day! But she'll pay for it with death! Cobra: Rip, don't take this the wrong way, but I hate your family. Mother: Ooo, can I watch? I've always wanted to watch my daughter-in-law die!
Rod Gonzalez about 12 years ago
Goldie formed Skull?
Just because Rip dumped her?
What a psycho.
Peabody-Martini about 12 years ago
How does this rate on the Glenn Close scale of psycho ex’s?
johnrussco about 12 years ago
this looks like a mess?
Chithing Premium Member about 12 years ago
Can’t imagine why he’d dump her. Oh, right. Psycho b!&(# from hell.
malpot about 12 years ago
It is so nice to see families get back together for the holidays. I wonder if Rip, Ma, and Cobra will share a Thanksgiving turkey before they (try to) dispatch Cobra?
LizardPriest about 12 years ago
More than likely serve them an electric carving knife wielding death cyborg that shoots forks out of its neck stump.
LizardPriest about 12 years ago
And you don’t want to know how it launches the hydrochloric acid stuffing at its targets.
3hourtour Premium Member about 12 years ago
…holy moley…
Tue Elung-Jensen about 12 years ago
No surprise in his ex, but apparently her mother got an odd sense regarding her son.
ewalnut about 12 years ago
Her hair looks OK to me.
mntim about 12 years ago
Oh, thank goodness! Goldie and Evil Mom are still here! That means the place isn’t going to blow up any time soon. That’s a good thing, right?
Kydex29 about 12 years ago
In-law troubles.
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
Family Style HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
Bad hair days can really bring out the psycho in us all.
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
Oh, look! It’s Evil Grammy!
joegeethree about 12 years ago
I am so completely lost in this story.
warjoski Premium Member about 12 years ago
So…with SKULL gone, who will Rip fight? This isn’t a final storyline, is it?
Michelle Morris about 12 years ago
I thought Mom created Skull!
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
This is why some people become hermits and live off the grid! :-) Happy Thursday, fellow Haywire Hooligans! :-)