Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 03, 2012

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    He probably just makes a bigger impression.

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    CrouchingBruin  almost 12 years ago

    His ring finger is much shorter than his index.http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/06/penis-size-it-may-be-written-in-the-length-of-his-fingers/

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    uncorked  almost 12 years ago

    And his horn shall be exalted…

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    rmacprivate  almost 12 years ago

    Yup.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Or could it be bipedal posture?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Money. It’s that simple. Murray sold an option on his horn to a Chinese herbalist. (But not a good as it seems. Rhinos have notoriously bad eyesight, and Murray’s dates are actually overweight ardvarks.)

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    It’s just one of those facts of life when a gal—or in this case two—really goes for a horny guy.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    big knows job pays off

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    markjoseph125  almost 12 years ago

    Sexual selection. Darwin rules!

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