Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 05, 2013

Must be Mitten’s cousin.

Vampire crustacean?

The last time I was at a restaurant with a live lobster tank, there was one lobster holding up a sign with an arrow pointing at another lobster with the words, “Pick Him”.

The chef will draw butter, the lobster will draw blood.

Her teeth are scarier than his.

GMO Lobster

Whoa, that lady’s legs are very, very short.

The lobster will next appear in a movie on the “Early-Late Show”: It Came From Seafood Center.

Well, that lobster won’t on her menu at least.

Not any scarier than a lobster’s actual mandibles, anyway, they dont have the kind of mouth you can fit fake teeth into

Hee hee hee!

Considering they use their large claws, don’t think their mouths have to be large and nasty.

If you’re going to eat something as ugly as a lobster, I don’t think those teeth will make any difference!

Who wants a vampire lobster?

I DO!!!!!!

Back in ‘82, I worked for a company that was based in Mimmesota. A programmer came to do some computer work forour field office in Atlanta. We managers took him to “The Fish Market” in Lenox Square. Nice place, two waiters for every table, table cloths. Really nice. Also, it is the type of place where you don’t leave your seat to pick a lobster. They bring it around on a tray. Yes, still living. The Minnesota guy stuck his finger towards the claw(which had become unplugged) and nearly lost the tip. He decided on the salmon. He wasn’t used to that type of seafood.

It’s a lobstertooth tiger fish.