Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 03, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: My brother says you shouldn't suck mitten juice. Beni: He's right. Dill: Why not? Alice: That stuff'll corrode your innards. It happened to a friend of his. Beni: It happens all the time. Alice: He was rushed to the hospital for innards- replacement surgery. He now digests his food through 20 feet of garden hose. Beni: My cousin has a party balloon instead of a stomach, thanks to mitten juice. Dill: Ptoo! Dill: I think I feel sick. I'm going inside. Alice: I'm going in, too. My snowman is finished. Beni: Mine, too. Bye. Snowmen: Mitten juice? I think she's gout it confused with yellow snow.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
I think she does, too.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
Watch out where the huskies go…….
el8 almost 12 years ago
“Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves.” – Robert Anton Wilson
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
SNERK! A comic strip mentioning “yellow snow”
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
I think Alice had it right! I remember mitten juice: it can kill!What do snowmen know? Seriously, what do snowmen know (except maybe about yellow snow)?
cdward almost 12 years ago
Mitten juice and yellow snow are often closely related.
CasualObserver almost 12 years ago
The taste of mitten juice varies relative to the material of the mitten. I preferred to suck soaked leather gloves personally.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
All I have to say is “ptoo!” too.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Well, looks like they terrified those poor snow people!
SusanCraig almost 12 years ago
could be worse…they could be yellow snow people!
Spooky D Cat almost 12 years ago
Hey everybody, Google “bezoar.” Petey knows what he’s talking about.
Karen345 almost 12 years ago
mitten juice brings back a lot of memories
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Yuck, y’all! . . . Loved Alice’s and Benji’s riffs on the topic, though.