This is the Psychological Help Line. If you are depressed, press zero. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press one. Again. Again. Again. If you are schizophrenic, press two and three. If you are manic, press any keys in random order. If you are paranoid, press four, then hang up and stay where you are. We have caller ID, we know where you are, and we will come and get you.
runar over 15 years ago
This is the Psychological Help Line. If you are depressed, press zero. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press one. Again. Again. Again. If you are schizophrenic, press two and three. If you are manic, press any keys in random order. If you are paranoid, press four, then hang up and stay where you are. We have caller ID, we know where you are, and we will come and get you.
ana_demeter over 15 years ago
Runar: There is longer, very funny version of that message at http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/psychiatricofficeansweringm.mp3
CaptainColorado over 15 years ago
To both runar and ana_demeter: That was funny! Thanks for making my day.
cwreenactor over 15 years ago
Very true.
Pab Sungenis creator over 15 years ago
For those who are not following Her Maj on Twitter, she is commenting further there about the calls she is receiving.
http://www.twitter.com/HRHVictoria