Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2013

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 12 years ago

    Why aren’t the ceiling fire sprinklers working?

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    A birthday conflagration.

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    Wren Fahel  almost 12 years ago

    I think number candles would be handy about now, although they can cause trouble, like when my husband took his mother’s number candles (she had “29” and put them on every year) and switched ‘em. Didn’t make her none too happy.

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    ArfArf88  almost 12 years ago

    Call 999

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    WW2 Marine Veteran  almost 12 years ago

    And I thought I was old at 87 years.My neighbor recently passed away at 93 years and had never been in a hospital.

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    Fogger_man  almost 12 years ago

    Look on the bright side (pun intended); with more candles requires larger cake! 800 candles is one whopper of a cake!

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    heavenspresent  almost 12 years ago

    fairy calendar unit of measurement: candle

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    AmyGrantfan51774  almost 12 years ago

    funny!!!!!….if my mamma who’s going to be 74 next Tuesday had candles on her cake that’s what it would look like

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