Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 24, 2013
February 23, 2013
February 25, 2013
Transcript:
thatababy: perfecting babyhood chapter 14: the art of the cry. novice babies quickly crank the volume from zero to eleven when uncorking a cry- a rookie mistake. a slow build created tension and ratchets up terror among parents and bystanders alike. set the table with a wide-eyed, blank expression. quiver lips. slooowly open mouth while remaining completely silent. hold pose. start vocal with a barely audible wail. build volume at a steady, measured pace. it's time to let loose. rattle the windows. unleash the tears. nose at full runny. congratulations! you've earned your bawl badge! next: chapter 15 the untimely spit-up.
timtribbett almost 12 years ago
I think I’ve set next to that baby at IHOP!
Piksea Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If ever there were a baby to write that book, it would be Thatababy! He has truly perfected babyhood.
Godfreydaniel almost 12 years ago
He also uses the same technique for his late-night singing. (Then again, so do the neighborhood cats……….)
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
If you want to do it right – ask the expert.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I see now.
Bimps1002 almost 12 years ago
i just realized how much of a ******* this baby is.
pinkdryad Premium Member almost 12 years ago
So what was in chapters 1 through 13?