Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 01, 2014
May 31, 2014
June 02, 2014
Transcript:
Cathy: French fries! 78% of the office is on a swimsuit diet and someone walked in with a bag of french fri...Aack! Cheesburgers are not allowed in the microwave!! Ditto chili dogs! Ditto chicken nuggets! Ditto enchiladas! Pizza must be eaten outside...and popcorn is no longer allowed in this zip code!! WE have enough temptations without inhaling your breakfasts lunches and snacks alld ay!! America's unspoken health hazard: Secondhand fast-food fumes. Charlene:I smell a burriot supreme! Who wants to trade for my low-fat cottage cheese?!
midland1967 over 10 years ago
Dr H tells me it is simple. Eat less, lose weight. Eat over, gain weight. He does six aerobic classes a week. He is as thin as Cathy at the same age. Dr L, same age, said he can compete with 30 year olds at his church. You can’t use the excuse that they are younger than you.
midland1967 over 10 years ago
The last time I talked to you, was that I want to be an ad executive like my dad come from your heart or your mom’s idea. Those cartoons to your mom show how unhappy you were as an ad person. I never saw you draw in high school. Anyway, who thought I would be a Naval Officer and DoD auditor. I had no love for the work. Security makes you do things you hate. Anyway, we live a simple life in San Diego.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
O.C.D. much, Cathy? [Giant eye-roll …]
HI, MOM. Good Sunday Morning, “Cathy” Clan.
Gretchen's Mom over 10 years ago
Why does it seem like every time someone [usually a woman] is on an extreme, hard-core diet, everyone has to suffer right along with her?!? I guess it’s a case of, “If I have to be hungry, grumpy and miserable, then everyone else has to be hungry, grumpy and miserable right along with me!” . . . you know, in order to make things seem a little more “fair” to the dieter!!!!! ;-)
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s been having a very nice weekend!!!
gobblingup Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh deal with it, Cathy! It’s life…Hi Rgcviper, GretchensMom and the rest of the Cathy clan!
midland1967 over 10 years ago
We stopped at Ranch 99 at Anaheim after visiting Luz’s niece. She is expecting a baby. Usually, the Chinese Deli is OK in San Diego because the Chinese are cooking it. But when Luz spoke Spanish, we found out it was cooked by Mexicans. Pretty bad.I hate LA. Hope we do not have come back until the baby is born. Luz loves to play grandma. We do not expect a grandchild from our children.
hendelca Premium Member over 10 years ago
Got to admit it – french fries and popcorn have to be the most difficult scents to ignore! Just reading the strip made my mouth water. Hope everyone had a good weekend!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Did y’all notice that it was all Men who had the high-calorie foods? And here we women, well, Cathy, anyway, seem to be on eternal diets. Put up with it, Cathy, who put you in charge of Foods Not Allowed in Microwave, anyway?! It looks like you’re tottering on the edge of diet disaster…emphasis on You, not everyone else. All you have to do is disengage your nose, heheheh. I hope everyone out there had a very nice Sunday! The weather here was in the low 70s and sunny. Just right for a walk with my Irish Setter girl! ;)
midland1967 over 10 years ago
I still remember being at the Lambda Chi House at UM when that guy make those nasty comments about you. I almost torn his head off. I never drink, but for some stupid reason, I got drunk. They locked me up in the second floor of the house. I was so drunk. I thought I could climb down on a curtain string. I fell down on something that broke my fall. I knock on the door. Those UM brothers were so surprised. They sent me home with a car full of stock corn. They told me that you could eat it. My brothers laughed so hard. I wasn’t a farm boy.