Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 01, 2020
Transcript:
Cathy: Once, my body sent polite correspondence. Now it blogs. Then: 7:00 am "Breakfast, please." 12:00 pm "Lunch, please." 6:30 pm "Dinner, please." Now: 7:00 am - "need breakfast!" 7:30 am - "need a latte!" 8:20 am - "need a Power Bar!" 9:15 am - "need another latte!" 10:17 am - "need a scone!" 11:10 am - "need a smoothie!" 12:00 pm - "need lunch!" 12:32 pm - "need a cappuccino!" 1:15 pm - "need a cracker!" 2:45 pm - "need mints!" 3:20 pm - "need a soda!" 4:12 pm - "need chips!" 5:06 pm - "need cheese!" 5:29 pm - "need bread!" 6:00 pm - "need pretzels!" 6:30 pm - "need dinner!" 7:10 pm - "need dessert!" 7:50 pm - "need popcorn!" 7:55 pm - "need a soda!" 8:00 pm - "need chocolate!"
MichaelHelwig almost 5 years ago
It looks more like it blobs.
summerdog almost 5 years ago
That “foodie” voice in the head can be pretty powerful!
roberta.forbes.pyle almost 5 years ago
Just try to remember that most of those “Mind Texts” are WANTS, rather than NEEDS. Still hard to ignore, though!
Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 5 years ago
All day grazing like a dairy cow is not a good thing..
hendelca Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It is possible to ignore that inner voice needing food – very difficult, but possible. Of course this is Cathy we are talking about so that just isn’t going to happen.
Have a great Saturday ignoring that inner voice demanding food – unless you really are hungry of course.
Gretchen's Mom almost 5 years ago
Yikes! With daily caloric, sugar, and fat-laden habits like this, Cathy’s going to eventually become so heavy that nothing short of a CRANE will be able to remove her physically from her house! :-/
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Hi, rgcviper! :-)
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Hello and Happy Saturday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone’s having a really nice weekend so far! :-)
samfran6-0 almost 5 years ago
Then she complains about how she looks in her clothes.
rgcviper almost 5 years ago
Wow—consuming items twenty times in a 13-hour period? That must be some kind of record …
HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago
All day grazing is ok as long as you are grazing on healthy foods…chips, cheese, pretzels, soda etc….not so healthy.