I’m with Slim on this one. Yesterday I decided to avail myself of the Costco Buffet.. Cheese and Crackers! Just try to get a sample with seven ragamuffins waiting to pounce as soon as the smoked salmon comes out of the toaster oven.
And look at Timmy’s Grandparents!! Rather than take the opportunity to teach deference to ones elders they are oblivious to the life of despair and destitution to which they condemn their self centered and inevitably self decrustive progeny.
As usual and as before, Timmy isn’t the only child in the room. I wish Leaky was here, because I’d bet him $100 (not $10,000!) that Burl’s gonne wet the bed tonight as a tantrum.
I wonder if there is enough energy on this board? Does it make any sense we meet in Times Square and self immolate? Or alternatively not self immolate but nosh on a bagel with cream cheese and sip a steaming, black, no sugar? And we don’t have to meet, just if anyone ever happens to be there.
It’s only a comic! Stupid Timmy! See what he stirs up?
Two words:
Crustwood Military Academy.
~The Tri-State leader in supplying entry level workers to the self storage industry since 2012. (Remedial instruction may be required.)
I have to say, this is the first time in a long while I’ve seen Timmy actually smiling.
He’s actually getting a little praise from Grandma and and almost… but-not-quite a hug from Grandpa….
Dale’s probably just as pleased about Burl NOT getting any tomatoes as about Timmy eating them.
There’s always an edge to these friendships…. always a competition…
And even if Burl has to share the cookies…. he’ll make sure to get more than Timmy… and to grab the last one just when Timmy wants another. Payback.
In fact, there are FOUR grown-up children here, Mikie…. every one of them competing with the one real child for the biggest share of the treats, attention or praise… and none of them capable of giving as much as taking.
PacoPuddy thats Dale’s footprint…. but yes.And Joy writes on her board that she wants Marlene’s recipe for Stouffer’s frozen lasagne.
I think Burl only pretended to want any tomatoes; Pennys don’t eat any fresh fruit or vegetables. Any cookies he has NOT tried are from stores with higher prices (they have limited shopping sites).
There is a possibility that Timmy ate them by mistake. Considering this group, Timmy might have realized that if he doesn’t grab whatever food there is and eat it, he won’t get any.
Laura Gildwarg over 11 years ago
Words fail me . . .
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
I’m with Slim on this one. Yesterday I decided to avail myself of the Costco Buffet.. Cheese and Crackers! Just try to get a sample with seven ragamuffins waiting to pounce as soon as the smoked salmon comes out of the toaster oven.
Grr!
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
And look at Timmy’s Grandparents!! Rather than take the opportunity to teach deference to ones elders they are oblivious to the life of despair and destitution to which they condemn their self centered and inevitably self decrustive progeny.
mikie2 over 11 years ago
As usual and as before, Timmy isn’t the only child in the room. I wish Leaky was here, because I’d bet him $100 (not $10,000!) that Burl’s gonne wet the bed tonight as a tantrum.
htownkev over 11 years ago
Burl’s gonna eat the entire plate of cookies?
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
I wonder if there is enough energy on this board? Does it make any sense we meet in Times Square and self immolate? Or alternatively not self immolate but nosh on a bagel with cream cheese and sip a steaming, black, no sugar? And we don’t have to meet, just if anyone ever happens to be there.
It’s only a comic! Stupid Timmy! See what he stirs up?
Two words:
Crustwood Military Academy.
~The Tri-State leader in supplying entry level workers to the self storage industry since 2012. (Remedial instruction may be required.)
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
I have to say, this is the first time in a long while I’ve seen Timmy actually smiling.
He’s actually getting a little praise from Grandma and and almost… but-not-quite a hug from Grandpa….
Dale’s probably just as pleased about Burl NOT getting any tomatoes as about Timmy eating them.
There’s always an edge to these friendships…. always a competition…
And even if Burl has to share the cookies…. he’ll make sure to get more than Timmy… and to grab the last one just when Timmy wants another. Payback.
In fact, there are FOUR grown-up children here, Mikie…. every one of them competing with the one real child for the biggest share of the treats, attention or praise… and none of them capable of giving as much as taking.
PacoPuddy thats Dale’s footprint…. but yes.And Joy writes on her board that she wants Marlene’s recipe for Stouffer’s frozen lasagne.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Toenails….We hold weekly meetings to hold hands and project thought-waves at Timmy…..
“Run away, Timmy….Run far, run fast…. before you ever have to get a summer job at Crustwood U-Store-It.”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
And just for the record…. I always wish Leaky were here.
The forum isn’t he same.
Get your …um…. um…..just get back here, LeakySqueaky!
finale over 11 years ago
Dale kicked the fridge the day he discovered Burl and Jer had raided it for his last 4 cans of “Beer 30”.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Wait! Does a cookie that Burl hasn’t tried really exist?
MissScarlet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Shoo little troll. Go take your meds.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
I think Burl only pretended to want any tomatoes; Pennys don’t eat any fresh fruit or vegetables. Any cookies he has NOT tried are from stores with higher prices (they have limited shopping sites).
Dragon0131 over 11 years ago
There is a possibility that Timmy ate them by mistake. Considering this group, Timmy might have realized that if he doesn’t grab whatever food there is and eat it, he won’t get any.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
….and you are on this site because?