Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 24, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    Which came first…the chicken or the egg? Doesn’t matter both make a good meal.

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    robolt  over 11 years ago

    Boas conflicted.

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    Ooten Aboot  over 11 years ago

    The snake that said “egg” ate the chicken firs while the one that said “chicken” ate the egg first. Will it make any difference at the end of the snake?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    The egg came first. Dinosaurs laid ’em.

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    waykirk  over 11 years ago

    Black rat snakes eat eggs in the Commonwealth of Virginia.

    I caught one in the hen house many moons ago and before my Grandmother could kill it, I let it loose in the woods.

    You should have seen how she dispatched the hens with an ax, when it was chicken for dinner.

    It was so shocking that I couldn’t eat chicken for years afterward.

    These days, I like Popeye’s. At least, I dont have to see how they died for my dinner.

    I dont even want to talk about what happened at hog slaughtering time.

    Farm life,

    The old Sarge

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    egads!

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    the chicken came first ’cause it was on top.

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    Now the question is “which comes last?”.

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