Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 09, 2013

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    Turns out Dixie really was disposable.

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    He’ll only hold her once, then on to the next.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    He’s really cool because he can handle the hot and cold ones.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    What if her cup runneth over?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    He’ll hold her today … but he’s really just a hanger-on.

    He has no substance… none of his opinions hold water.

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    They thought they were all alone, then they heard a Big Gulp.

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    Greg Y  over 11 years ago

    No one could contain’er

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    They always have an excuse.

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    Water u talkin about, I hold more than u do.

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    A good fit IS important! ;-D

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    katina.cooper  over 11 years ago

    I see somebody going to the plastic recycling center real soon.

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    first sign of a bump in the road he’s just gonna dump ya

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    The relationship was doomed from the get go. How can a cup hold a cup?

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