Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 30, 2013

No they don’t Alice.

Why WOULD a church sell a demon-possessed article of clothing?

If not I bet it will be on oboe night.

Petey’s revenge! Now he is doing to Alice what Alice did to him earlier. And Madeline has to moderate it all. She has two such disparate children!

The church would have kept it if it hadn’t been demon-haunted! An exorcist will be required!

However, they do sell “exorcise” outfits at church sales.

I’m just surprised that Alice didn’t throw a fit when she heard that the dress cost only $10.00.

Simonized, yes. Demonized, no.

My church never sold demon-haunted size four purple party dresses. They did sell demon-haunted size four yellow party dresses, but the smallest demon-haunted purple party dresses were a size six.

Who charges 10 bucks for ANYTHING at a yard sale?!

The churches I know of would sell a demonic dress. There easy to spot, the ones that want your $$ to save your soul. LOL

Well according to Pat Robertson it is a real possibility. He said you have to be real careful when you buy used clothing. There was a women that was possessed once.

But when the payments on her were missed she was repossessed

Looks a bit like the Stay=Puft Marshmallow costume, eh?

“They don’t sell demon-haunted size four purple party dresses at a church sale!”

Then you must go to the wrong church sales.

The demonic at churches is not in the dresses they sell, but rather in the oppressive, scary nonsense with which they indoctrinate children.

hey ma, never let the truth get in the way of a perfectly good, deflowered, secretion sucking, tainted by twaddle, wretched hand-me-down. gauche!