Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 29, 2013

“You seem to have developed a strange growth on your back, and it’s wearing a Burger King crown.”

I hope they don’t say Phoebe is Marigold’s problem, but that might be it. Or it might be something to do with Lord Splendid Humility.

Oh no, looks like Marigold is being forced to join HU Humans Anonymous. or possibly this could be about her vanity and reflection issues, or her love of Jazz, maybe she’s addicted to telling lies and every Unicorn fact up till now has been made up. Look at you Marigold you sunk so low you are hanging out with inferior species and picking up there habits! you brought one before LSH and you gave him a valentine thats a human thing it is forbidden. you are here by banished from Unicorndom! hand in thi horn and give ith up thi magic! If you wish to live amung them you shall BE one of them!

Maybe it’s her lack of humility that’s the problem. Nah.

Wait, an intervention on her birthday? That’s terrible!

That is excellent reasoning, but I do not think this bond will be as easy to break as the other unicorns expect.

Oh boy. Oh boy-oh-boy-oh-boy! This doesn’t look all that good. And if it’s going where I think it’s going, Marigold is going to go off.

Uhoh. I hope this doesn’t become a speciesist issue.

Uh-oh. Drama. I agree with Q4horse and Isaiahammar, if this is about her and Phoebe, MHN will prove loyal to the Pheebs. I thought Mari had told her not to pick her nose?

“Mis’ry’s comin’ aroun’.De mis’ry’s comin’ aroun’.I knows it’s comin’ aroun’.Don’t know to who.”—“Show Boat”

Phoebe, don’t help.

I know some people that tried that intervention crap. It end with 3 people in the hospital and a wrecked living room. Some people ( and unicorns) just need to mind their own business and others alone.

If Phoebe and Marigold were parted there wouldn’t be a strip, now, would there? True nose-pickin’ friendship can never die.

Yes of course.

I do remember Marigold specifically telling Phoebe not to pick her nose.