Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 03, 1997

Transcript:

Opal: I want you to show me around college, Norman. Norman: Why me, Opal? Opal: Because I've always been very attracted to you. Norman: Well, that's understandable. Opal: You're the handsomest hunk of masculinity I've ever laid eyes on, Norman... Norman... Norman? ... Norman! Hello? Norman: Huh?? Oh, sorry. My mind was wandering!