MythTickle by Justin Thompson for April 26, 2013

What Miss Mews has already bottled you, are you looking to get canned to?

Neptune is just trying way too hard!

Sir Dudley, why don’t you suggest the Kalahari Water Park (it really exists, near the Wisconsin Dells; what’s next, the Death Valley Ski Resort?)

Nobody can befriend Dudley. But which movie did Nep have in mind? I doubt this came out when “Waterworld” was still in theaters.

Annette or Gidget movies? “Surf’s Up”?

Love Dudleys’ flags. I wish I had some I couldpost somewhere. Save on word commentsto the clueless, and still get the feeling across

Neptune doesn’t have a clue… If Dudley gets too close to water, he will rust.Got an idea, Let Neptune take a tiptoe through the tulips ahead of Boody. Boody’s allergies will get the best of him and … well….

Or… Let him try to befriend Ra… Hey Justin! Wot about the Newbees? or the old bees?

Apparently you haven’t readthe truth about DHMO!

“What’s so terrible about being drunk?”“Ask a glass of water.”