The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 03, 2013

SNERK!!

screw it. he’s a flat head, and flat heads have harmed no one that i know

“Hey, you just keep your flat head outta this!”

I think they’re both tools.

Not as spooky as those hex drivers… the ones that have more than one head…yikes.

Scott Hilburn is twisted.

I’ve always wondered why there are both Phillip’s and flat head screwdrivers. You think it’d be simpler to just have one or the other.

You know the drill.

Get a handle on the problem.

#Clever

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?Sheldon: Screwed.Leonard: There you go.

Yeah, a drill would work, but that’d be boring.

Phillip would make a good clutch hitter, err, driver.

Robertson is another type of screw that used to be common in the RV interior industry. Still used in Canada.

Use Robertson, it is the best, not this Phillips crap.

Now I want a computer geek to do a backseat driver joke. Alas, newspaper comics don’t cater to that crowd.

point taken!

wait ’till he gets her in bed later

Sonic screwdriver? :-P