The Doozies by Tom Gammill for April 30, 2013

A man of simple pleasures and even those elude him

ah. only the female co-habitant has the vast knowledge and experience to perform such a major, complicated task as the preparation of freaking waffles

Use frozen waffles.

Next time, eat BEFORE you wake up.

i can’t remember the last time i had homemade waffles…..i was going to buy my wife a waffle iron, but i decided not to because she will most likely do 2 things…1. burn the waffles, 2. hit me in the head with it………..that’s why we don’t own an ironing board………or a cast iron skillet

I am secure in my position as breakfast cook extraordinaire in our house, as long as they never discover how easy pancakes, waffles and French toast are to make.