Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 01, 2013

I have housemates who snore. I don’t think Brahms would make it any easier to sleep.

If you can’t be humble you’’ll have to spend time with Lord Splendid. Now lets see what’s the pay off for all this set up? She didn’t get enough sleep? she gets sick? she gets stage fright? Dakota upstages her? Phoebe and Dakota get turned in to real bugs? the play doesn’t sell tickets? Phoebe changes the lines on Marigold’s advice and blows it? she freaks out when she has to kiss Max? She gets upset when some one doesn’t show up? she embarrasses her self on stage? The play is interrupted? or every thing is a hit and we get to see a unicorn in a theater seat?

It’s impossible to be humble when your best friend is a unicorn. Is she snoring a Brahms lullaby?

Something something equines something something.

She snores Hungarian Dances.

Marigold can sustain the light in her sleep? Guess that’s no sillier than the glowworm in “James and the Giant Peach.”

I wonder if they burp Bach and fart Rock and Roll? This could be interesting.

Take it one step at a time Phoebe.

Pedantia is cute… : D

I wonder if they make CPAPs for unicorns.

That certainly explains a lot about Nabuquduriuzhur.

I don’t snore.It’s not my fault pictures fall off of the walls…

Rainbows! :-)