FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 26, 2013

Cannot wait to find out how fast is 0.01 seconds. Better yet, 0.00000000000000000000… {pant, pant} …00001 seconds.

Wow, really slipped since last year.

Hey! Maybe it’s the other one whose muscles are too slow when pressing the button!

it is like those people who tweak their cars to go a little faster on their 0-60 time. from 4.1 seconds to 4.09 seconds.

Still about 1 full minute faster than anyone else in the class!

Pack it in Jason. Time to hang up the slide rule. End your career on a high note. Pass on the pocket protector on to the next generation. Maybe you can get a job in coaching, or perhaps announcing chess matches.

Typical reaction tests clock average people at around 0.3-0.5 seconds. 0.09 is an exaggeration.