Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2005
Transcript:
"...Of course I have nothing against the nebbiolo grape per se. but if it's combined with a chalky terroir, I..." "Um. I think I want to come back to my own universe now." "Sorry, old boy, but if you return now, while I'm still here, cosmic equilibrium may destabilize and both universes could implode..." "Oh. Sorry." "Is that really true?" "No, actually I made that up so I could enjoy what's left of this '91 'Williams Selyem' without listening to his incessant nasal congestion."