MythTickle by Justin Thompson for June 26, 2013

Ssshhh! Do you want them to stop picking them? and be stuck with the disgusting puss bag thing’s till they fall off???

Nobody want to mention that flowers and fruits are the reproductive parts of a plant?

So what you are essentially eating is …

ever have a comment in your mind but it won’t come out to your fingers? aarrggh.

Perspective can be an interesting thing. And sometimes yucky…..

Try not to think of a nut tree. Try not to think of a nut tree. Try not to think of a nut tree.

Oranges are what? Yuck! Pass the honey.

And here I sit on my lunch hour peeling an orange…

Any Discworld readers? Makes me think of Ridcully’s aversion to walking in the woods. Trees and other plants, sending their seed out on the breeze, waiting to be fertilized.

no pus involved, they are bribes to us to get us to carry their seeds far enough that they get a chance to grow

Moral of the story: never trust a tree. Their thinking is just too alien.

Mmm, honey… and milk… Perfect for my civet coffee…

Mother Nature Hates You.