Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 05, 2013

Thank you(STILL huntin’ that sarcasm font…)

No Babes?Not a beach…

And watch out for the kitty lumps…EEeeww!

Bikinis are not made for 300 lb women to wear on the beach either. “What’s good for the goose…..”

Agreed Gabby.

Fat, bald and Hairy and a Speedo. got me my wife and several other women too. never know what a woman wants in or on a man. If you have the right package………

So this guy takes his buddy’s advise and puts a potato down his speedo before heading to the beach. He returns a little while later and says, “That was terrible advice. All the girls just pointed and busted out laughing. I was humiliated!” His friend looks down and replies, “I meant putting it in front.”