Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for September 01, 2013

I saw a picture of something like the knork that was used by a guy who lost an arm in the Civil War.

Then there’s the “chaw”: a straw with an impeller in it that chews your food for you as you suck it up.

I’ll bet that last one’s never been done before.

At least Quentin tried.

Runcible spoon was the old word.

[Snerk]

I’ve always loved wordplay like this.

And if you ask me, the knork, the foon, and the chable could be big hits!