Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 29, 2013
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Transcript:
Tv: Holding number seventy-nine, offense. Ten yards. Replay third down. Man: Idiot!!! I'd like to get my hand son that half-wit!! Woman: Hon, there's someone at the door for you. Man: Can't talk. Watching the game. Woman: Not for long...
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skeeterhawk about 11 years ago
My, what big ears you must have. Or did the NSA tell you what I said?(Sorry. I promise not to refer to that subject again.)
punmeister about 11 years ago
Half-wit? More like half-planet.
berroci about 11 years ago
John Stanley used the same joke in a Woody Woodpecker strip:
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Nighthawks Premium Member about 11 years ago
at least he kept his QB from being hit….he who fights and runs away (holds), lives to fight another day (next play)
kcycrs about 11 years ago
It looks as if he watching the game on a TV with a picture tube. If he’s still watching the game on a TV with a CRT instead of a flat panel screen there’s no way he can afford a luxury suite… even at a high school game.