Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 28, 2013

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    curmudgeon68  about 11 years ago

    So is arsenic and a host of other poisons. Why mention it?

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “I drank what?”

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    Olddog1  about 11 years ago

    And gluten free.

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    Texas_Rose90  about 11 years ago

    Yes, but was it sustainably harvested is the important thing!

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    xpurplezebra  about 11 years ago

    So’s gasoline

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    TIMH  about 11 years ago

    You think nothing is right but natural plantsAh, young fool!Poison oak is a natural plant why don’t you put some in your food?Natural food makes you slow and stupid and it tastes like rabbit shit.I don’t care if there’s chemicals in it as long as my lettuce is crisp!Preservatives might be preserving you. I think that’s something you might have missed. Yeah, you missed it.

    - Grace Slick (Eat Starch Mom, from album Long John Silver)

    — She was probably really, really drunk when she wrote that one.

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