Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 21, 1975

Transcript:

Resting on Schroeder's piano, Lucy says, "Here's something to think about.."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Picture this, if you will.."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "You and I are a newly married couple, see, and you have been invited to Moscow to participate in a piano competition.."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "You perform brilliantly, but you lose! When you are asked to say a few words to the press, you are extremely gracious.."<BR><BR> Lucy goes on, "'I don't mind losing,' you say. 'Because, after all, I have just married the most wonderful girl in the world, and she will always be my prize!'"<BR><BR> Schroeder starts to laugh hilariously and loud, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..!"<BR><BR> Lucy, disappointed, sighs.<BR><BR>