Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 15, 2013

  1. Chai
    Perkycat  about 11 years ago

    This would save the sanity of a lot of parents.

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    sbchamp  about 11 years ago

    #3: Here, kid. Try my 3 Stooges tie. Got Scooby Doo, tooIf ya hafta do somethin’ ya don’t like, have fun widdit!

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    Smiley Rmom  about 11 years ago

    I was like #2 at school. (My parents gave up trying to fight food battles when my oldest brother was a toddler.) I missed a lot of after lunch recesses, because I wouldn’t clean my plate. I just sat in the lunch room until it was time for class to start, and so I would be dismissed. On the final day, my teacher decided that she was going to win this war, and stood over me while she watched to make sure I cleaned my plate. I did, then I promptly vomited it back up – right at her, since she happened to be standing on the opposite side of the table. I told my mom what happened when I got home, and she said “Good for you!” (I wasn’t a skinny child, and it was mashed potatoes & gravy that I didn’t want to eat – I could have stood to miss those calories!)

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    Ushindi  about 11 years ago

    You made me LOL, Mr. Whitehead!

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