FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 08, 2013
October 07, 2013
October 09, 2013
Transcript:
Paige: Can I go over to Nicole's house to study? Andy: Sure. Peter: Can I go over to Steve's house to study? Andy: By all means. Jason: Can I go over to Marcus' house to study? Andy: Since when have you needed to study? Jason: You dummies have it so easy. Paige: Of course she bought it. I'll be right over.
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Well, that’s one curse to be a third child… specially being a genius.
Zero-Gabriel about 11 years ago
@Jason
Try… “Going over to Marcus’s house to work on a school assignment/project together.”
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
Usually, though, it’s the opposite — the youngest gets away with stuff that would have gotten me (the oldest) the death penalty. Nope, I have zero sympathy for the baby in the family!
dflak about 11 years ago
Jason: “Can I go over to Marcus’ house to work on our cold-fusion, perpetual-motion, faster-than-light machine?”
Mom: “Sure dear, as long as you’re back home before dark.”
Jason: “If we’re successful, I’l be back home before I leave.”
Doctor11 about 11 years ago
It’s possible to be too smart, Jason.
cjammer about 11 years ago
Must be hell being Jason. He is clearly destined for great things, unlike his dum dum siblings. Yet, he is perpetually trapped as a young child in comic strip time — never able to grow into a rich, successful adult.
ElaraGaming over 1 year ago
yeah he’s gonna be the next Elon Musk