Question One: Why does Joy want to tip Toby? Is there something going on there? Joy? Naaah.Question Two: Why is the door to the Men’s Room solid and the door to the Women’s Room glass? And is that the silhouette of a seated woman?Good morning to all!
“Tip Toby”…. hope she doesn’t mean knock him over.
So…. I can see the scenario playing out in Burl’s little piggy brain….Toby puts in his best guess…. small car…. hmmm…. half a tank, maybe 6 gallons.
“No!” says Burl. His tank is only 11 gallons…. AND he had 2 gallons in there already….
So he really only asked for 3 1/2 gallons….
and he gets into a huge argument, first with Toby, then the manager…
If by any chance the manager has never met him or heard of him… maybe…. just maybe…he gets away with not paying for that 2 1/2 gallons he insists he didn’t order.
He doesn’t realise he’d have to be at least 1000 miles from Crustwood to find a manager who’s not onto him.
So I have a tip for Toby:When you see Burl coming….run for that Men’s room…
Sometimes if you request it for whatever reason, you can have somebody come out and help you fill your gas tank. These people are doing that because they’re lazy. I’m running low on the brain bleach. :-(
Here’s a tip for Toby, Super premium, and fill the top half. **************************************I notice the front doors to Toby’s Hexxon are the toilets, and the women’s has a very nice and sparkling clean full glass door so it lets in the sunshine where it normally does not shine for a nicer toilet experience.
Does the window on the women’s room mean that they at least keep it clean? That would be a novelty for a service station (never mind a full-service station). I can still have the inflation checked in my tires (by going to “Discount Tires”) naturally I also bought a set from them when I saw one wearing out I used to worry about my hands getting smelly from the nozzle or even worse (back in IL – a good pair of red leather gloves). Now I carry wipes to use on my hands and don’t need gloves.
margueritem about 11 years ago
What, Joy, 3 cents?
Laura Gildwarg about 11 years ago
Huh???
Laura Gildwarg about 11 years ago
Mornin’ Marg! Mornin’ all!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 11 years ago
You can’t tip the guys at Costco in Portland. Can’t pump your own gas either.
mikie2 about 11 years ago
Question One: Why does Joy want to tip Toby? Is there something going on there? Joy? Naaah.Question Two: Why is the door to the Men’s Room solid and the door to the Women’s Room glass? And is that the silhouette of a seated woman?Good morning to all!
I have toenails on my fingers! about 11 years ago
Dating washrooms. “What are you doing after, babe? I’ll meet you at the doorknobs.” “On your left ear, is that Arby’s Horsey Sauce?”
blindganger about 11 years ago
I think the joke here is that there is no way to know how much gas is “half way.”
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Morning everybody….
And welcome home, Marg!
Did they let you leave the state?
“Tip Toby”…. hope she doesn’t mean knock him over.
So…. I can see the scenario playing out in Burl’s little piggy brain….Toby puts in his best guess…. small car…. hmmm…. half a tank, maybe 6 gallons.
“No!” says Burl. His tank is only 11 gallons…. AND he had 2 gallons in there already….
So he really only asked for 3 1/2 gallons….
and he gets into a huge argument, first with Toby, then the manager…
If by any chance the manager has never met him or heard of him… maybe…. just maybe…he gets away with not paying for that 2 1/2 gallons he insists he didn’t order.
He doesn’t realise he’d have to be at least 1000 miles from Crustwood to find a manager who’s not onto him.
So I have a tip for Toby:When you see Burl coming….run for that Men’s room…
You can’t see through the door.
gmforde about 11 years ago
Sometimes if you request it for whatever reason, you can have somebody come out and help you fill your gas tank. These people are doing that because they’re lazy. I’m running low on the brain bleach. :-(
finale about 11 years ago
The “tip” will be an expired Arby’s coupon.
emjaycee about 11 years ago
I always thought that ARCO brand was ‘water gas’?
imnormal about 11 years ago
Here’s a tip for Toby, Super premium, and fill the top half. **************************************I notice the front doors to Toby’s Hexxon are the toilets, and the women’s has a very nice and sparkling clean full glass door so it lets in the sunshine where it normally does not shine for a nicer toilet experience.
InTraining Premium Member about 11 years ago
I like this station….. Usually you have to walk thru the entire store to the back corner… to get to the washroom… ! ! !
vldazzle about 11 years ago
Does the window on the women’s room mean that they at least keep it clean? That would be a novelty for a service station (never mind a full-service station). I can still have the inflation checked in my tires (by going to “Discount Tires”) naturally I also bought a set from them when I saw one wearing out I used to worry about my hands getting smelly from the nozzle or even worse (back in IL – a good pair of red leather gloves). Now I carry wipes to use on my hands and don’t need gloves.
imnormal about 11 years ago
Toby’s Hexxon doesn’t offer air, just water and gas.