Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 27, 2005

Transcript:

"And so, the Congressional Leadership descended on the humble Internet cafe. They decided to address whether Mort Park should be able to order a croissant." "This is a bigger issue than one man. We're talking French pastry. We're talking sedition." "It's not clear Mr. Park really intended to order a croissant." "Fortunately, the media kept the issue in persepective." "Attack of the French pastry day 3."