Girl: I didn't get my worksheet done. I blame the big power outage. Mr. Burke: Our last power outage was months ago. Girl: Well, things snowball and catch up with you. Mr. Burke: Know what really catches up? Fiction.
It also doesn’t work when you tell the teacher the truth: There aren’t enough hours in the day to do all the homework you people assigned. I do have to sleep, eat and use the bathroom, you know."
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 11 years ago
Eh. It was a stab in the dark
Pharmakeus Ubik about 11 years ago
It was a dark and stormy night…
night ranger about 11 years ago
It was Professor Plum in the Library . . . with the candlestick. .
Varnes about 11 years ago
Catch Up..Catch Up.. Catch Up…… Brought to you by the Professional Organization of English Majors….
Kroykali about 11 years ago
Paige just tried something similar on Foxtrot Classics. Must be catching.
StratmanRon about 11 years ago
“I blame the…”. Perfect commentary on our society – No accountability, no one loses, no one is to blame. (sigh)
Dampwaffle about 11 years ago
It also doesn’t work when you tell the teacher the truth: There aren’t enough hours in the day to do all the homework you people assigned. I do have to sleep, eat and use the bathroom, you know."
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Mia Wallace approves
ZBicyclist Premium Member about 11 years ago
I think only racy fiction catches up with you.