Tom Toles for August 26, 1998

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Uncle Sam: 211,437,181... 211,437,182... Man: The supreme court says you can't use sampling. Uncle Sam: Shh! 211,437,183... 211,437,184... Man: You have to continue taking the census by counting. Uncle Sam: Uncle Sam: Quiet! 211,437,185... Man: Because the constitution uses the word "enumeration." Uncle Sam: Shut up! 211,437,186... Man: Even though sampling would give you a more accurate count. So just go on like you were doing. Uncle Same: One, two, three... Man: But remember, you haven't got all day...