Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 06, 2013

Still, it’s a testing time.

that’s a river horse of a different color

Say, that would be nice. Then I’d have a use for my leftover bath water.

Only a hippopotamus will do….

Did he recite his Hippocratic Oath? Just a hypocrite.

I made a reference to that last December, but nobody else knew what I was talking about.