The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 31, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: What are you doing, Elvin? Elvin: Making a list of potential phone a friend lifelines in case I ever make it on who wants to be a millionaire. Eno: Who have you got? Elvin: The professor from "Gilligan's Island", the robot from lost in space and Lassie. Eno: Covering all the bases, huh? Elvin: Yep. Bamboo electronics, futuristic astronomy, and well accidents.