Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 21, 2013

Phoebe: Also, I didn’t hit the tree with a rock.

Next WEEK? Not sometime in March? Long after it’s become a fire hazard?

…Phoebe, your father’s a commie.

Its the price trees, not unicorns pay, to be loved and adored and admired once a year. I think the luckiest Christmas trees are the ones people grow and decorate with out bringing inside. There’s one near my town. Its a decorated still growing outdoor tree. Also what would the city do with a dead unicorn? How would the plant sort it? do unicorns recycle in to Narwhals? Are they paper, glass, plastic, natural mulch? In my area old trees end up at the zoo as shelter for animals? do unicorns make good shelter?

We should check Marigold’s but for a number 2 or 4 or 1 or some thing. That’ll tell us how recyclable she is and how to sort her. Well she is white so in with the whites?

Phoebe’s position in that last panel looks so comfortable. I want a unicorn recliner too.

I’d Eat You for saying That, but I don’t care much for the Taste of Troll. You’d do well to Avoid the Shadows, for I am the Shadows, & if you were to walk into me…

You are safe Unicorn.

Tree’s are once a year, unicorn’s are forever

Is there a more comfy place to relax than a unicorn? I think not.

And she’s not made of aluminum, either.