A TECHNICAL question, is it? Oh, the mind boggles! And, yes, 2old, I agree he should pull up his kecks. Nobody needs to have to look at that! Oh, BTW, the GBwOF is back!
I can’t wait for this. I know Burl’s three favourite magazines are Nature, Scientific American and American Scholar, so the question should really be tough.
I suspect his “technical” question is something like, "how many spoonfuls of Tang do they use per serving in space. An artificially colored and flavored drink with a taste not found in nature is well within his experience.
No, a question about the Tang is more likely to come from Joy; I think Susan’s suggestions (any of the 3) is more likely what Burl would ask. But we’ll never know for sure.
Whatever it is, even that little boy looking at him will find it stupid!
Joy was rooting around under the bed looking for some TP (the dining room hutch seemed to be empty) and came across the GBwOF. It didn’t seem too dirty, so she brushed off the giant dust jack rabbits and wore it today. " Thats funny. she thought, it seems to have shrunk under there" Not realizing it is only a month after the holidays, or feeding frenzy as it is in their house.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Oh this ought to be good. And by the way, pull up your pants!
Laura Gildwarg almost 11 years ago
A TECHNICAL question, is it? Oh, the mind boggles! And, yes, 2old, I agree he should pull up his kecks. Nobody needs to have to look at that! Oh, BTW, the GBwOF is back!
mikie2 almost 11 years ago
I can’t wait for this. I know Burl’s three favourite magazines are Nature, Scientific American and American Scholar, so the question should really be tough.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He’ll stump ‘em all right…Or at least they’ll be speechless.
They’ll be gasping for an answer to the biggest question of the week…. month…. year…. “Can one person really be this stupid?”
Joy is so proud. The other tourists may ask silly questions about food and toilets….Burl wants to know about hard science.
“What planet was the moon landing on?”“How many miles per gallon does the space shuttle get?”“How many stars now have our space stations on them?”
He’s a Dickens all right.Martin Chuzzlewit?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
His pants have fallen cos he’s all about the wise cracks.
crabbear almost 11 years ago
I can’t believe you people get into this stupidity!!!!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Dickens?!?! OMG. I’m hearing Moon Zappa saying: “Gag me with a spoon!” in her daddy’s song “Valley Girl”. Ooof!!!
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I see the hint of butt-crack. Not good.
posstockhoarder almost 11 years ago
Dickens? Must be a typo. Just take out the “ens” and you get the proper statement!
imnormal almost 11 years ago
Technical question, “How do they decide who lights the fuse?” or is it more like “Why don’t I lift off the toilet?”
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I suspect his “technical” question is something like, "how many spoonfuls of Tang do they use per serving in space. An artificially colored and flavored drink with a taste not found in nature is well within his experience.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
No, a question about the Tang is more likely to come from Joy; I think Susan’s suggestions (any of the 3) is more likely what Burl would ask. But we’ll never know for sure.
Whatever it is, even that little boy looking at him will find it stupid!
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well, there’s something on the guide’s shirt opening. But I think the funnier ‘find it’ is being sported by Burl’s sagging pants.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Joy was rooting around under the bed looking for some TP (the dining room hutch seemed to be empty) and came across the GBwOF. It didn’t seem too dirty, so she brushed off the giant dust jack rabbits and wore it today. " Thats funny. she thought, it seems to have shrunk under there" Not realizing it is only a month after the holidays, or feeding frenzy as it is in their house.
finale almost 11 years ago
You just know it’s going to be about bodily functions.
bookworm0812 almost 11 years ago
Yo, Burl! Your coin slot is showing!
x_Tech almost 11 years ago
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
X… the velocity of a swallow usually depends on what you’re swallowing…..so an unladen swallow of air happens at a fairly high speed…
In Burl’s case, though, the back draft slows it down, cos he’s already full of hot air.
Air, therefore, can’t flow into Burl at normal speed… causing low velocity and concurrent brain oxygen deprivation.
Now there’s some science for ya!