Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2014

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    jsab0  almost 11 years ago

    Jabba’s got a speech imjediment.

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Jabba’s brother is named Pizza,

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    “it’s OK, Jabba…. U No, you’re getting a little Chunky anyway…”(snickers)

    Bruno, don’t worry… I’ve got Mounds. Take 5 if you want to!

    In fact, take ‘em all….. By the time Jabba finds out what I said here, I’d better be on the other side of the Milky way, hiding out on Mars.

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    PICTO  almost 11 years ago

    “Oh Henry”, said Sweet Marie, “you have a Wunderbar”.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Dog…. siwwy wabbit.

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    jreckard  almost 11 years ago

    No sleight of Han here.

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    buick322  almost 11 years ago

    It’s really Kripke from “The Big Bang Theory” in disguise.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    When it comes to Payday, he takes Joy in Almonds, and from the size of him he considers all possible foods to be Butterfinger-lickin’ good………

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    The Rolling Cat  almost 11 years ago

    I’ve been looking for Mr. Goodbar, but I guess he’s taken Time Out.

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    ossiningaling  almost 11 years ago

    That’s King Candy’s line.

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