Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for February 07, 2014

Oh, she’s wrong , all right!!!!…. -I’m…. just waiting for a good time to tell her….

Don’t ever try to figure women out, Sluggo. You’ll only give yourself a hernia.

This is like: “The customer is always right.”…….I wonder if there’s a connection….?

@blunebottle: except that the customer isn’t always right (check out: www.notalwaysright.com) and women by default are…or at least, men better act like they are if they want to keep on her good side… ;-D

About time Phil came back!

By the way, your lady is the one in the relationship with all the taste – food, fashion, movies, whatever…

Phil, teach him at an early age, the magic words are “yes, dear”.

My wife called and asked me to bring home some 7-Up. I said, OK, 7-Up. I went home and pit the 7-Up on the table and she said, Where’s the ginger ale?

And THAT’s gotten me through 25 years with many more years to come.

May as well learn the facts of life now, Sluggo…they won’t be any different when you grow up.

Sluggo, when you grow up, just clean up your tinkles and leave it at that.

Who’s on first?

Good one Grainpaw! And she’ll swear YOU said ginger ale on the phone.

I’m surprised to see Guy indulging in stereotypes

Phil has been taught well.

Remember this song from Camelot. How to handle a woman is to love her, simply love her, mearly love her, love her, love her. Thus sayeth King Arthur and this Valentine’s Day guy. You’ll live longer.

Just remember Sluggo — after marriage the husband gets to run things: the dish washer, the lawn mower, washing machine and dryer, etc, etc, etc.

And some say there is a war against women. Guess that is why they live longer and are more numerous in the population.

Romance is easy when you’re a coward.