Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 19, 2002
Transcript:
"Today. Presenting Ernie as "Mister Buck" Market Guru" "Hah! Some guru YOU are, Mister Buck!" "First there was that stock in the paper towel company and the revolving door company...I was wiped out before I could turn around!" "And that tire company you recommended..." "I know sales have been flat, but they should bounce back with inflation!" "And now you want me to invest in a weight-loss clinic?" "Right!...buying stock in weight loss clinics is very safe. If it should drop 20 or 30, it will always gain it back in no time!"