Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 11, 2014

Huh?

I feel kind of like that player on Mimi’s left who’s scratching her head.

At least we can see Luhm isn’t sparing the Mop’n’Glo in the locker room.

So much for those “unique days of practice” she talked about in yesterday’s strip

If they win, they moon the audience!

In all reality , what the hell is going on ? Mimi is talking like Lee Marvin in the Dirty Dozen. Oh well as that great orator Alfred E Neuman used to say What Me Worry .

What happened to making a distracting video?

So….some elaborate weird dancing play late in the game where Wendy scores after some dance move? Could it be that dumb?Guaranteed second place. That means there’s a good chance that the two losses credited to Wendy’s flashing cost them the playdowns.

I think I liked all the options the smart alecks threw out on yesterday’s potential storylines better than today’s. (Unless, of course, “scrub the mission” actually does mean that soapy shower scene someone mentioned)

“If your not first, you’re last.”- Reece Bobby. SHAKE N’ BAKE!!!

Will the tops come off ala Brandi Chastain??!!

“Conference?” What is this “Conference” you speak of? Where is Milford ranked in the Valley?

Well, we sure don’t want to scrub the mission. That thing is filthy. We’ll play extra hard in a meaningless game, just don’t make us scrub the mission.

I went back to yesterday’s strip to see if we missed something. P-2 Nice placement of the bush er plant

Could someone tell me exactly what Gil Thorp does to earn his money as the namesake of this strip? I would think other comic strip main characters would be in an uproar, as they have to make daily appearances and actually do something. Or possibly he is the president of the Comic Strip Characters Union and spends so much of his time in grievance meetings that he is unavailable for strip duty.

WTF? Mimi—I think it’s Mimi, you can hardly tell by Whigham’s “no two human beings look different” artwork—is channeling Walter from “The Big Lebowski.”

Today’s snark is ready.

Mimi is making as much sense as Hank Kimball did on Green Acres. Mr. Haney could motivate these girls.

“CAN’T MAKE APPROPRIATE SIGN BECAUSE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!”

The sad part is that when Keegan took Wendy to the party, this strip finally had an interesting angle. Rubin and Whigham squandered it with this ridiculous tangent.

In all reality , did you actually think that a team of teenage girls could keep a secret for 3 days ?The mission starts when the game ends and the disrobing and pole dancing begin. While Gil fights to restore order in the gym, Mimi sneaks out and frees the Thorp Kids. Mission Accomplished.