Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 18, 2014

Maybe Gumbo is under the bed. She hasn’t been around for a while.

Yeah, Mom, that’s how all those magazines wound up under MY bed: monsters brought ’em.

I when my girls were afraid of monsters under the bed, I’d spray air-freshener there and in the closet. Monsters don’t like sweet smells. But you knew that.

This is probably how I’ll respond to my kids on this matter. Seems like something I’d do.

I sprayed Lysol because the kids had seen commercials on TV about well it killed germs.

I have a treaty with my spiders. They eat the other noxious bugs and keep a low profile. I don’t mess with their webs. So far, I haven’t woke with spider parts in my teeth. either they’re smart enough to stay out of danger or my breath needs help. :-)

The upside of using a CPAP machine — it records whether you sleep with your mouth open (I do…)

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