Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2004
October 13, 2004
October 15, 2004
Transcript:
"Look at that stupid house across the street...the fron lawn is perfect." "What's wrong with that?" "It's a known fact that people who obsess over their front lawns are closet psycopaths...They're likely to kill us all." "I hardly think a couple of eighty-year-olds who can barely walk are secretly planning your murder. "...And after I whack him in the head, you bury him in the corn field." "WHy do I alwasy have to bury them in the corn field??"
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Ha ha. My dad obsesses over the state of our lawn.
zsaunders over 6 years ago
death is constant in pearls I LOVE IT!
zsaunders over 6 years ago
tru
H. Stickmin Esq about 6 years ago
I’m in English class, and the teacher is talking about a man with a perfect lawn. I showed the class this, and they all laughed.
Acererak II over 1 year ago
Because the male does all the work in life, and it became your job when we joined that cult!