Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 14, 2006
June 13, 2006
June 15, 2006
Transcript:
"Hello?" "Sir, this is Manny, from 'Manny's Yard Service'... Listen, I just wanted to let you know that Jorge will no longer be maintaining your bougainvullea." "What?? Why not? I love Jorge." "Sir." "Did it grow too big?" "Sir." "Did I miss a payment?" "Sir." "I mean, I-" "Sir!" "Someone shot Jorge in the @#@#*#@# rump, sir!!!" "...If you must know, his weedwhacker spooked me." "Beware of duck"
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
guard duck has a five o ’ clock shadow
gocomics over 10 years ago
@danman1979 I think he’s British or something. These foreigners can’t do anything right ;) [119 is/was the emergency number is the UK, I think]
DeepLogic over 10 years ago
@Barry CarterActually, I believe that would be 999.
Pig111 over 4 years ago
Sir, sir, SIR, Someone shot Jorge in the @#$%&$# rum sir
Hilarious!
comicsfanaticman over 2 years ago
*inside bucket * “I’m Jorge. I make ze spackle.”