Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2007
March 08, 2007
March 10, 2007
Transcript:
"If we're ever gonna have world peace, we're gonna have to find a few basic principles we can all agree on." "That's a very mature thing for you to say, Rat. What kind of principle do you think we could all agree on?" "That guys who wear their collar up should all be punched in the head." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lord..." "Hey... what's a little violence when your goal is world peace?" "We should go home now, dear."
NeilCopeland over 5 years ago
The boarders at my high school wore their collars up, the day boys (like me) wore them down. In my fifties I once met a guy who’d been at the same school a few years before me. I asked if the collar thing had already been a thing in his day.
In great excitement he yelled, “Tell my wife! Tell my wife!” He had been a boarder at the school, and carried on the collar-up habit into adult life. He couldn’t stand the feeling of having it down, despite his wife’s persistent efforts at making him put it down.
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] over 2 years ago
Only vampire hunters should wear their collar up, because vampires are famous for biting the neck, among other things.
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
To me, they look like supervillains