Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 15, 2007
August 14, 2007
August 16, 2007
Transcript:
"Is it really true you're suing the zebra, dad?" "Oh, yes, son. See, in Amereeca, when you want something, you juss sue." "But that seems unfair... Zebra's done nothing wrong... that would be like me suing my school district just to get better grades." "Ohh, son... You no get it... Legal system is like Lotto, only wid better odds and no ping pong balls!" "About that school district..." "No thanks." "Scratch and ween, son! Scratch and ween!"
De_Faulto over 11 years ago
Larry is right, in FL, there was a robber who was trying to break into someone’s house through the roof. HOwever, he fell through the sun roof and landed on a knife that was upturned. After that, he successfully sued the family for a lot of cash.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Larry’s son is a boss… he doesn’t need to sue for better grades, he already has a 4.0 GPA.
Bob The Croc almost 5 years ago
That sounded like pig or rat