Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 19, 2014

Best Pigmeat Markham “Here come DUH JUDGE!” “Here come DUH JUDGE!” ;-D

Client had no idea the coffee would be served at near-boiling in order for the restaurant to save money by using less coffee per serving, resulting, when it spilled in her lap, in extensive medical bills including for skin grafts and a series of bogus “news” reports from anti-consumer media shills.

Not to mention the cheapest possible cup collapsing when the lid is taken off to put the sugar in. And no, she wasn’t the driver, and they hadn’t started moving yet.

Gee, it could’a been iced coffee he ordered . . . ☻

It’s all lukewarm when I go to McDonald’s.

There’s a difference between using fresh boiled water for coffee or tea and nuking it in the microwave to make hot. – ..The fresh boiled water has an even temp throughout the cup (well, except for the top of course). Easier to cool. And if you let it sit for a moment, better flavour.

Sammy Davis, Jr. actually bought Markham’s act from him. Others used his intellectual property without permission.