Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2010

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    Ah Fink, er King, you’re not tall enough to be an emperor or czar ….. well maybe you’re tall enough to be an Emperor penguin.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    Why doesn’t Rodney have any arrows in his holder?

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    jo_c_fus  almost 15 years ago

    No weapons in the castle.

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    King, how about CEO of a big bank?

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    tirnaaisling  almost 15 years ago

    Plenty tall enough to be an emperor, many of the greatest ones have been deficit in stature, Napoleon and Hirohito to name a couple, tho’ I believe the Czars were a bit taller.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Charlemagne (the Holy Roman Emperor) the King ain’t, however. Big Charles was seven feet tall, reportedly.

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    jkebxjunke  almost 15 years ago

    thats not a quiver or an arrow holder… its a “fink holder” so Rodney can carry the king around….

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    Thanks for telling me that the arrow holder is called a quiver “JOE”. Rodney isn’t allowed to carry any ammunition for the same reason Sheriff Andy Taylor wouldn’t let Deputy Fife carry any.

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    lightblade77  almost 15 years ago

    That’s true, Llewellenbruce. He would probably just end up shooting one of the guards or something. Or the floor. There certainly were a lot of holes in the floor in Andy’s office after Barney got through with it.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    When you see arrows in Rodney’s quiver, there is only course of action, DUCK!!!!!

    \\//_

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    How about an IRS agent? You’ve got the personality!

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    Come on fingers don’t fail me now! Deputy Fife carried one bullet in his pocket… Wow I got to clear that up before brother Joe…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    seems rather a brazen, flip remark to a king capable of execution and torture without due process…..Rodney isn’t quite the coward we thought…

    or he’s incredibly stupid

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Cool, today I learned:

    It’s not good to quiver when shooting arrows from my quiver. (I might shoot the wrong person…oops, I meant target.)

    Thank you to Mr. Doty and Gweedo Murray.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 15 years ago

    “The Emperor of Id” and “The Czar of Id” don’t sound right at all if that were the comic strip’s name.

    I once heard that Jim Davis was planning on a strip called “Garfield the Toaster” before he went to the cat.

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