FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 08, 2014

You really take after your older brother Peter, Paige, in the teenage gluttony department. (How much is that so-called sundae of hers?!)

A hummingbird metabolism eventually slows down, then WATCH OUT!!

Both my teenagers, the son and daughter, consumed mass quantities while remaining very slim. We shopped at Costco every six weeks with one of the big six wheel carts. They’re in their 30’s now, and it is catching up with them.

More than a month. That thing’s bigger than she is!

Ice cream migraine pending.

I bet it took her long to open all the tubs.

ice cream, sorbet, or frozen yogurt?

Major brain freeze on the way!

How on Earth does she keep her girlish figure? I’ve just gained 2kg looking at it. :)

“Never eat anything bigger than your head.” B. Klibanhttp://m5.i.pbase.com/v3/89/475089/1/47513555.NeverEatAnythingBiggerThanYourHead.jpg

30 seconds. 1 massive 4-hour long brain freeze.

I’m with Jason on this one.

Ever since I trained myself to be vegetarian for a year, it has stuck (partly because I’m still about 1/2 meatless and also only good whole grains). I splurge on something naughty once in a while and still weigh less than my marriage weight of 120 (mostly under 110, but I’m only 5’ tall).

Are those ice cream marshmallows?

the scary part is, how will she eat it in 30 seconds with that spoon?

Ok, Mom, time to get Paige a diet-plan. Even better, buy her a hot personal trainer, she might actually cut a gallon of ice cream if you walk the extra mile.

Peter can do it in like 1 second

I love how the shapes indicate that the server simply emptied out the whole container.